Hipsters – highly self-absorbed persons rubbing the universe the wrong way since 2002. They love irony, taking pictures of themselves and their pathological exhibitionism makes them really vulnerable when opposed to common sense.

“Take your grandmother’s sweater and Bob Dylan’s Wayfarers, add jean shorts, Converse All-Stars and a can of Pabst and bam — hipster.”

Time Magazine

And that is just a tiny basic condition, considering all the douchebagging possibilities that hipsters have already explored. Just have a look:

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Guns don’t kill people, I do.

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This is how us, humans, behave as criminals!

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I am who I am and I am it proudly.

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My pubes want your sex.

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Uncomfortable positions make me feel like an achiever.

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Not now, suggestion boy! I’m havin’ a blast.

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Unfortunately there’s no electricity involved too.

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Basically, my toothbrush is all I need in life.

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I’ll meet you up by that bench in five minutes, I’ll be the guy dressed like he’s trying too hard.

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There’s two things I love in life: vaginas and unicorns. And I love being both.

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We took this picture for our girlfriends.

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And this is how I’ll be the woman of your dreams.

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I’m pretending to be grabbing really small tits with my vulture talons. I’m like a small tits sex maniac.

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I’m so ironic I got your head all messed up in baby blue.

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All this alcohol should keep me from remembering the fun I’ll pretend to have tonight!

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What’s your zodiac sign? Yeah, I totally knew that before you said it.

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I’ll just publicly have a look at this book with no words in it.

Photos from latfh.com