Although the modern perception of beauty standards seems constructed around a pedophile’s desires, with anorexic models resembling girls who haven’t even menstruated yet, there is a niche that will never die. And that is the niche of big derriere lovers.

Like any thing of such social value, it has an impact in music, great artists having dedicated songs to the beautiful female curves. And since 9 is a curved number, here are the best 9 of them:

9. Wreckx-N-Effect – Rumpshaker

8. Glenn Miller – It Must Be Jelly

7. Mika – Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)

“No need to fantasize

Since the words are my praises

A watering whole with the girls around

And curves in all the right places.”

6. Destiny’s Child – Bootylicious

“I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

I don’t think you’re ready for this

’cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe.”

5.  LL Cool J – Big Ole Butt

“I know I told you I’d be true

But Tina got a big ole butt

So I’m leavin’ you.”

4.  Mos Def – Ms. Fat Booty

“I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once

Ass so fat that you could see it from the front

She spot me like paparazzi; shot me a glance

in that catwoman stance with the fat booty pants, Hot damn!”

3.  Queen – Fat Bottomed Girls

“Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round.”

2.  Sir Mix-a-Lot – Baby Got Back

“I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can’t deny.”

1. Louis Jordan – I Like ‘Em Fat Like That

“You can have all those lean chicks tender and tall

But when it comes to mean kicks,

A big fat momma’s the best of all.”

Featured image from Generation Bass on Flickr.