Splendor takes many forms in the world of masculine beauty. And it’s universally known and appreciated that beer seriously contributes to one of the most alluring fetishes for females: the beer belly. There’s no doubt that chicks absolutely adore this kind of stuff:

“These are so extreme” – you might think? Well don’t just fall into making wrong assumptions, sport. Grow yourself one of these first and see how seeing that there’s “so much of you” feels. Negative comments afterwards, if you still have any.

See how happy they all look? Females viewing this have already had their share of orgasms just by watching, it’s guaranteed.  So one thing is clear, son: instead of wearing make-up and acting all metrosexual and androgynous-like, you’d better get yourself some beer and start growing serious manhood just above your crotch.

Photos from eviltrash.to.