We all have that one friend. You know, the one who insists, “I don’t need anything,” whenever gift-giving season rolls around. And yet, the pressure to find them something—anything—that says, “I care about you” without making them roll their eyes is real. Fear not! Here’s a list of creative, thoughtful, and borderline ridiculous gift ideas that will make even the “nothing” friend crack a smile.

1. A Donation in Their Name

If they truly don’t want anything, why not give to someone who does? Choose a charity or cause that aligns with their values and make a donation in their name. Bonus points if you find something oddly specific, like adopting a sloth or planting a coral reef. Nothing says “thoughtful” like saving the planet on their behalf.

2. A ‘Nothing’ Box

Lean into their request literally. Gift them an empty box, but make it fancy. A minimalist wooden box, a sleek black cube, or even a decorative tin labeled “Nothing” can be a hilarious yet aesthetically pleasing way to honor their wish. It’s clever, it’s ironic, and they can’t complain because, technically, it’s what they asked for.

3. Custom Socks

Everyone needs socks, even the friend who wants “nothing.” Take it up a notch by customizing them with something personal: their face, a beloved pet, or a funny inside joke. Socks are practical, but these will also make them laugh every time they put them on.

4. A Subscription to a Quirky Service

Think beyond Netflix or Spotify. Gift them something unexpected like a monthly “cheese of the world” delivery, a puzzle subscription, or a plant-of-the-month club. The best part? They’ll think of you every time something weird and wonderful shows up at their door.

5. A Jar of Compliments

Who doesn’t love a confidence boost? Fill a mason jar with handwritten notes listing all the things you appreciate about them. From “You’re the best road trip DJ” to “Your sarcasm is an art form,” these little affirmations can make their day anytime they need a pick-me-up.

6. An Experience

Instead of gifting an object, give them a memory. Think tickets to a concert, a cooking class, or a pass to an escape room. If you’re feeling extra adventurous, sign yourselves up for something completely random, like goat yoga or axe throwing. Experiences are the gifts that keep on giving.

7. Fancy Food or Drinks

Even the most minimalist friend eats and drinks. Splurge on something indulgent: artisanal chocolate, a bottle of small-batch gin, or a set of exotic spices. If they’re a coffee or tea lover, find a rare blend they’d never buy for themselves. Luxury that disappears is always appreciated.

8. A ‘Nothing’-Themed Book

Find a book with “nothing” in the title or theme and make it part of your joke. Think Seinfeld’s The Book About Nothing or a minimalist poetry collection. Wrap it up with a cheeky note: “In case you get bored of having nothing.”

9. A Tiny Plant

Plants are the perfect low-commitment gift. A tiny succulent or air plant requires minimal care but adds a touch of life to any space. Bonus: they’re basically impossible to kill, so your friend can’t complain about maintenance.

10. DIY Coupon Book

Make a custom coupon book filled with favors and experiences they’ll love. Think “One Free Coffee Date,” “Redeem for a Netflix Marathon,” or “Good for One Unsolicited Pep Talk.” It’s fun, personal, and costs you nothing but time.

There you have it: ten ways to creatively handle the “I don’t want anything” dilemma. Whether you go for humor, practicality, or heartfelt sentiment, these gifts strike the perfect balance between thoughtful and lighthearted. And hey, if they still insist they wanted “nothing,” at least you’ll know you gave them something to smile about.