Since the Internet provides any blockhead with a modem the ability to spread around any sort of bogus for other people to comment, adhere to or confront, many personal opinions have been presented as inalienable truths, especially on Youtube. Which is great for freedom of speech and eternal disagreement of humankind, so I totally abide!
Syntagms such as “the most beautiful women“, “the best music there is“, “smartest people in the world” have always seemed ridiculously easy to judge and point out especially to the lowest discernment-level-possessing persons, therefore today I’m presenting the first episode from a collection of undisputable truths, all claiming one by one the same status. And also all of them not being even remotely aware of each other, in the already utterly familiar style of the Internet.
The first absolute fact that you should get right is that despite anything that you had in mind about them until now, well, the most beautiful women in the world aren’t who you thought they were. The Most Beautiful Women in The World are known to be residing strictly in one country and some specific Youtube users hold the absolute truth on it.
Although some could stab you with their cheekbones and at least half of the women presented in this video are sure to be proud owners of a penis in their pants, well here they are, the Most Beautiful Women in the World are coming today from Somalia:
And that music makes me feel like I’m hunted, oh no, wait, haunted by their beauty in the coarse grass of a tropical savannah. Yeah, it’s exactly like that, and their beauty is making me want to be narrowed to a small critter on the bottom of the food chain.
Most relevant comment:
“WOO PIRATE BREEDING RAPE VICTIMS
Love Somalia.. LOL JK f**k you all stop stealing our ships
with hello, from England”
by Rockyrules, a disturbed and much politically involved arabian student in Glasgow
Photo from Wikipedia.