Leetsquivel

A digital sleuth with a knack for uncovering the oddities of life, one article at a time. Always ready to pull a wild card from context just for the fun of it. Balancing a love for gaming, self-improvement, and family life—because who says you can't have it all? Writing for the thrill, living for the memes!

Worst “Steve Jobs Is Dead” Jokes

So co-founder and chairman of Apple, Steve Jobs is dead and all the news feeds are clogged up with it. Well, as you’d expect it, this can’t leave the scum of the Internet indifferent. So yeah, Microsoft lovers or simply Apple haters, it’s time for some really unorthodox humor. Are you appalled? Do you think…

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Best 9 Songs About Big Bottoms

Although the modern perception of beauty standards seems constructed around a pedophile’s desires, with anorexic models resembling girls who haven’t even menstruated yet, there is a niche that will never die. And that is the niche of big derriere lovers. Like any thing of such social value, it has an impact in music, great artists…

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Made of Chocolate: Weapons of Mass Delight

These are rough times we’re living. Every day we can see there’s been another shooting, bombing or attack against innocent people and fear is spread among us with the help of news channels. But where does this leave us, the indifferent people? When pain and suffering, or even compassion, for that matter, are things you…

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4 Reasons to Hate ‘New Girl’, Starring Zooey Deschanel

Sure, everyone knows how hot Zooey is after seeing her as the always rather unorthodox girlfriend in either Weeds, Yes Man, (500) Days of Summer or Our Idiot Brother. And fall 2011 looked just like the right time to fully exploit her looks into a brand new TV serial. In New Girl Zooey plays a…

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WTF Yearbook Quotes

Besides being a highlight of the school year and a commemoration of the past, yearbooks have always been a hall of shame, among others. Outdated hairstyles, well that’s rather ordinary. But there are some people who would do just about anything to appear as quirky in the eyes of others. Photos from dailymindfuck and smosh.

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How to Pronounce Penis and Other Words

Sometimes you stumble on things on YouTube that you might have thought about, but never really believed they exist. The amount of things people consult the Internet about is getting greater and greater by day and one of those things is how to pronounce things correctly. So yeah, this nerdy guy actually has the nerve…

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So You Wanna See an All-Female Audience at a Soccer Game

Many have said that soccer is a sport for pussies, but they’ve never thought of it being illustrated as well as in this particular game in Istanbul. Last weekend, multiple Turkish champions Fenerbahçe had their masculine audience suspended from attending the Turkish Cup match against Manisaspor. Only Turkish women and children under 12 were allowed…

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Most Subscribed Man on Youtube Did It Again

Is Ray William Johnson one of the most annoying faces of the Internet, just next to the Annoying Orange? Might be. Nevertheless, did you know that his channel is the most subscribed channel on YouTube as of September 2011? Yeah. But this year he started uploading videos on another YouTube channel that I really think…

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Inappropriate Sountracks to Famous Movies

Putting things in a different context than their original is certainly an art and some Youtube users are really great at it. Especially when it comes to adding inappropriate soundtracks to famous movies. Some of them transform drama into comedy, others even fit much better than the original, either way, it’s all a delight to…

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Peculiar Condoms for the Weird Minded

Everyone knows about funny-shaped or fruit-flavored condoms and every now and then one might even use those, right? But sometimes the condom manufacturers have some ideas that stretch the boundaries of being inventive to being plainly absurd. Those lollipop-ones aren’t that bad, actually, are they? Photos from sinn-frei.com.

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The Meth Minute 39

In 2007 Dan Meth created 39 short animations that to this day still comprise one of the funniest Internet series ever. Although at that time the episodes had some success, especially via Channel Frederator, it’s rather surprising that after years since their release, only a few of the most popular of them have a massive…

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Celebrities Without Eyebrows

Have you ever considered how essential of a detail a person’s eyebrows can be to their general appearance? Well, you can’t really know how someone looks without them until you rip them off. Or Photoshop. And since celebrities are used to the spotlight and get all the glamour anyway, why not turn them into our…

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