Most Beautiful Women in the World as Seen on Youtube: Turkey

Turkey, famous enough already for being the main dish on Thanksgiving Day, is also an Asian country, wannabe European. And just like any other country in the world with access to the Internet, it has the right to claim it breeds women of the best kind there is. The models, actresses and TV hosts in…

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Yet Another Apocalyptic Sign: Shia LaBeouf Befriends Marilyn Manson and Plans to Direct

Recently acknowledged as the “No Man” of Hollywood, much-antipathized actor Shia LaBeouf is rumoured to be planning a full feature directorial debut. The Rolling Stone said it’s going to be a documentary on shock-rock star Marilyn Manson. The Horror! LaBeouf’s recent teaming up with outdated rockstar Marilyn Manson was discussed in a live show by Shia himself,…

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Most Beautiful Women in the World as Seen on Youtube: Bulgaria

Some of us remember Kelly Bundy’s line from “Married With Children” around fifteen years ago, when she said she couldn’t go to school ’cause she had Bulgaria. Well, much to my surprise, I have recently found out that Bulgaria is not a disease and it’s, in fact, a country in Eastern Europe. Moreover, it also…

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Irish Humor At Its Best: Rubberbandits

The Irish are known for not being too sane, in the best of possible ways. Now just you wait and see what they have in stock for sending in 2012 at Europe’s most popular song contest, Eurovision. Since the Republic of Ireland’s population is under 5 million people, having more than 7 million views on…

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Most Beautiful Women in the World as Seen on Youtube: Estonia

As I was saying in the previous related post, Youtube users strike hard again serving us inalienable truths on the world we live in. This time the most “beautiful women in the world” come from Northern Europe, in the region of the Baltic Sea: Estonia. Most beautiful American Sluts Wannabes? Maybe. Gorgeous-looking females? Maybe next…

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Most Beautiful Women in the World as Seen on Youtube: Somalia

Since the Internet provides any blockhead with a modem the ability to spread around any sort of bogus for other people to comment, adhere to or confront, many personal opinions have been presented as inalienable truths, especially on Youtube. Which is great for freedom of speech and eternal disagreement of humankind, so I totally abide!…

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Some Gruesome Satanic Music

The Devil’s new and most profound messengers come from Turku, Finland. The Scandinavian legacy has once more proven that the Antichrist is closer to the Northern Pole than to the Southern one (wise penguins, I must note). Such deep ritualic manifestation renders any other black metal artist insignificant, possessing, by far, a higher percentage of…

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Mizar, the 21st Century Messiah

If 2000 years ago all a Messiah had to do to get famous was getting some hippie clothes, preaching around and doing some David Blaine tricks for all to see, it looks like the new Jesuses have a much harder time to get worldly acclaimed. Paradoxically, with all the access to so many media channels…

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Top 10 Moronic Predictions From the Past

Sorry, medieval man, that shit didn’t happen! Man’s predicting abilities might work sometimes, but as far as science is concerned, speculating on the matter always leads to long term epic failure. The inability to comprehend future technologies and habits of humankind is quite common, but still, the dazing adventurer will always seek to give precise…

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